quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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