she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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