Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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