David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
