i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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