Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Houston, we have a squirter
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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