Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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