bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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