I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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