Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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