Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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