I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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