where am i from again
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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