Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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