That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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