Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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