That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
This toilet bowl is my home.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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