good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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