Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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