ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
are you so shy because you have an std?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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