I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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