I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
