I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
