sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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