Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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