How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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