If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just puked most of my soul out..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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