Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms