Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My ATM looks so different sober.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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