Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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