check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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