The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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