I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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