Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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