We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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