Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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