This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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