I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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