U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
id be glad to
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.