would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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