I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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