drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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