were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Vodka?
Forever.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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