just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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