No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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