Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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