so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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