And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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