drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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