i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Dicks are not precious.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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