Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i think i have two assholes
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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