He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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