try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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