Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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