She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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