Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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