her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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